Aliens and acorns........connection?!?!?
Is there finally substantial proof that aliens exist and that we have bribed them not to take over the Earth.....with acorns? Those who study trees are perplexed by the fact that more than 90% of the acorn "crop" this year is GONE. Vanished. Over 20 different varieties of oak trees have failed to produce acorns this year or they have been STOLEN by the same guys who crashed their craft in the New Mexico desert back in 1957. The pros say it may be weather related (oh no....not the global warming madness again!!) or it may be some kind of cycle of these wooden structures who can live up to 200 years. But I say Bush has shown his hand and finalized some promise made to the alien powers by placating them with one of our national treasures...our country's acorn production. What's next? Plums? Avocados? Dill weeds?
Is there finally substantial proof that aliens exist and that we have bribed them not to take over the Earth.....with acorns? Those who study trees are perplexed by the fact that more than 90% of the acorn "crop" this year is GONE. Vanished. Over 20 different varieties of oak trees have failed to produce acorns this year or they have been STOLEN by the same guys who crashed their craft in the New Mexico desert back in 1957. The pros say it may be weather related (oh no....not the global warming madness again!!) or it may be some kind of cycle of these wooden structures who can live up to 200 years. But I say Bush has shown his hand and finalized some promise made to the alien powers by placating them with one of our national treasures...our country's acorn production. What's next? Plums? Avocados? Dill weeds?
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