Thursday, November 5, 2009

Obama praises conference before thoughts on FT HOOD?!?



You piece of shit POTUS! How dare you walk up on that microphone and ramble into your scripted speech! Shame on you for not caring enough about US military personnel before your f'ning agenda. Spineless liberal!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Fags, hags, queers and steers.



Larry Johnson of the Kansas City Chiefs apparently said the word "fag" in two tweets and toward a group of reporters in the locker room after a loss to the Chargers. So what? When did we have to be some very careful of what we say? Political correctness is the stupidest thing we as Americans have invented. Johnson is suspended from team activities and practices and has already issued the age-old apology to the powerful gay groups. How could homosexuals be so thin-skinned? They call themselves fags and it's ok. Blacks call each other nigger and it's ok. But woe to you if you are on the outside and use the word. I as a straight man have used the word fag to describe homosexuals and I have used it to describe or refer to my buddies who are straight. Get over it. I support Mr. Johnson and feel sorry for a country that has this to worry about. With the economy and terrorism and a war going on, THIS is what we complain about? That's gay.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Finally........Obama does something that makes sense.


The DOJ will now not raid those who are in "strict" compliance of state law concerning medical marijuana use. This is a step forward....a step to allow DOJ and law enforcement to use those man hours and budget money toward REAL drugs like meth, crack, coke, etc. Alexander commends the Obama administration for the FIRST time in his short tenure.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Alfred Nobel must be rolling over in his grave!


Barry gets the Nobel Peace Prize? Are you fu@&ing kidding me? Why? What for? Even the world is laughing at this selection. What a waste of space in the White House. IMPEACH OBAMA NOW! Before the Second American Civil War erupts.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

RETRO Alexander: Imagine a Tanned Hitler!


I took flak for saying this a while back and now the Italian PM says it again too. Obama is bad for America and just like your tummy when you eat or drink something that doesn't agree with it....you THROW IT UP! So Barry and Michelle, enjoy the White House becasue in 2012 you'll be living in Chicago again!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Obama is a Pussy. Here's why...........



Poland was excited. Eastern Europe had put their cards on the table and the US had "promised" a missile defense shield. Now Obozo shelves it and guess who couldn't be happier? Russia. Nice. First you apologize to every third world country for the way things turned out. You traitor. You piece of crap. You racist, Illinois-machine, typical black man's "you owe us everything because our ancestors were slaves" slug. Get over it. There is no money for reparations. There is no need for apologies. There is no need for the United States to apologize to anyone for anything. You shall be voted out in 2012 and forever be the "black experiment" that never worked. F U Barry.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Of class reunions and beauty pageants.


Last week I was lucky enough to travel back in time to gather with 35 people who all graduated high school 27 years ago. Reunions are always so interesting because we realize some 17 year old was actually in charge of one of the most important times of our lives. That’s when most of us head straight to the bar and order a stiff one. As the fog of life sweeps us onto the treadmill of kids, pets, lovers, spouses and experiences.....we sometimes pause to look back at the innocent and sweet years that shaped us before we stepped into reality. Central Illinois has some of the blackest top-soil you'll ever see or smell. It is powerful and reeks of life and death and how the two are intertwined. My mind loves the orderly pattern of the rows of crops as opposed to the palm trees and lack of order I find where I live now in Hawaii. A reunion. But this wasn't just any reunion or "get together".....it was a beauty pageant. And although this may sound strange, I swear to you it was true. And the winner was a girl whom I remember by her laugh and smile. She always wore that smile in school and after that June night in 1982, I never saw her again. I went one way and really never thought of her again until a few short months ago. Now I always prided myself on two things: knowing beautiful women and having an opinion on just about everything. I was born to be the kind of judge Simon Cowell has made a fortune being. Provide me with a choice and I'll tell you why one is better than the other. I don’t get wishy-washy, I give it the straight poop. No one knew there was a beauty pageant that cool eve in the prairie state, but afterwards as I drove home late that night to my mother's home....I saw that there was and I knew who won. She has that same smile and laugh. She has a husband and beautiful children. There she was, Miss America! And she was clearly the winner. By the way, she also has no hair now. The winner that night is battling cancer. Somehow I had never been touched by cancer either in my own life or anyone around me. I was that guy who found the pink ribbons somewhat annoying as I really didn't know their meaning. I do now. The Queen of the Class of 1982 has made me very aware of it and of life. I have done a lot of soul-searching in the last seven days and I have read up on breast cancer and now I have a pink ribbon too. I stand ashamed of my earlier thoughts but am so very glad I now know the power of smiles and know that a 45 year old friend with no hair won my heart and a beauty pageant I never knew I would be judging. Thank you for your strength, your smile, your laugh and your example. Others from that special evening may face our own beauty pageant someday and I pray we battle it as you have and come out the winner. Keep smilin' Terri.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hey Barry...Michelle is gonna be pissed about this photo!


Standing with the French President in Italy for the G8 Summit, the King of Change shows he's still a man by checking out the local attractions. Michelle will not be amused. Notice the smirk on Sarkozy's face....he knows this will get published and he couldn't be happier. The French president has been unimpressed with the young American leader from the the moment they met.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Reverend AL wants a MJ stamp?







Al Sharpton would like to honor the child molester with a stamp. But let's forget about the men and women living, fighting and dying on the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan. And not just from the USA......lest we forget our pals in UK, AUS, Poland and others! Piss off Sharpton, this is another black issue for you and Jesse Jackson......all for a guy who DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK OR BE BLACK. And as we are hypnotized by all this circus, the economy and social freedoms are melting away. Obama is tearing down the US as we fiddle away............

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th of July!


Remember there are fellow Americans ALWAYS on watch, guarding your freedom day and night, in the air, on land and sailing the brinny blue!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is, uh, a moron.







This idiot represents the president. Watch some highlights of his horrible on-camera antics. Ergo, the president is an idiot too. Obama is a tanned Hitler and is pushing socialist ideals down America's throat. Wake up America!! Stop worrying about Michael Jackson and reality TV. Find out how YOUR Congress is selling you down the perverbial river. Obama is a classic liar. He is MUCH MORE THE COWBOY THAN BUSH was! The jobless rate show his stimulus plan is crap-o-la. Wall Street knows. Read the Wall Street Journal and see how they clubber them. Obama always blames the problems on past administration's. At some point that ain't gonna do it for the American public. Wake up and smell big government. If you have kids, look into their eyes and see what we are about to burden them with. I would rather have had Hillary Clinton in there then this bozo. Don't listen to me, research it for yourself. Get involved! Care about America as we prepare for the 4th of July.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

OBAMA is an IDIOT. You had a chance to support Democracy!


Honduras. Zelaya, the president wanted to cancel term limits and stay in power forever like his pal Hugo Chavez. Honduran Supreme Court and Congress said that is unconstitutional. They asked the military to remove him and flew him to Costa Rica. Then they stepped back and the next in-line for the presidency assumed office. NOT A COUP. Now the OBAMA, CLINTON join voices with CASTRO and CHAVEZ to put this bully dictator back in office?!?!?!?!? Are you kidding me? Obama is SO FAR OUT OF HIS LEAGUE ON FOREIGN POLICY that it is scary. You, sir, are ruining our country and will be known as the worst president in US history. All of you who voted for this idiot to feel better about your racism, first black president crap and wanted "change" should bow your heads. Shame on you.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Mr. Obama.....tear down this wall you have built called SOCIALISM!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Finally the US Navy deals with pirates the olde fashioned way!


Five SEAL snipers.......four bad guys behind glass on a rescue boat. Count to four......on three SEAL sniper #1 fires at the window, shattering it and leaving it open for the tother three shots...on four...SEAL snipers #2, #3, #4 and #5 fire...on their human targets, taking them all down. That's the way the US Navy SEALS roll, B!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Happy Tea Party from a Right Wing Extremist!



Friday, April 10, 2009

Pirates? Hang them by the neck until dead!


In times of olde, piracy was dealt with instant hanging by the neck until dead. I advise our SEAL or Special Ops teams to place a 9mm bullet in the temple of these pirates after we retake vessels and I ASSURE YOU PIRACY WILL DECREASE SUBSTANTIALLY!!!! Do the crime, pay the time.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Obama BOWS to a King?!?!?!?!?




What a piece of shit for the POTUS to bow to a Saudi King, give crappy gifts to foreign leaders and dignitaries and look into ways to cool the Earth! SLIME-BALL!!! I DARE anyone who voted for this amateur to respond and debate this issue! A high % of you who voted for Obama HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE STOOD FOR OR WHAT HE WANTED TO DO!!!!!! CHANGE??????? Despicable!

UPDATE: The King was very pissed at Herr Obama on the topic of Iran and that country's open pursuit of nuclear weapons and told him so in private according to DEBKAfile's (www.debka.com) Middle East sources, "Abdullah took the US president sternly to task over his emerging policy on Iran, Syria and Iraq, accusing him to giving the Islamic Republic free rein for its nuclear, expansionist and terrorism-sponsoring Middle East policies.

Both parties tried to keep their abrasive encounter away from the public eye and their media, although the photo attached betrays its chilly atmosphere."


Maybe he should have gone ahead and kissed the King's ass while he was "down there"!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Obama reviewing the GM employees.



After firing the GM CEO, Herr Obama salutes the working man at GM while standing in the US government's newest convertible. Remember when I posted, "Imagine a tanned Hitler"? Well, now who's laughing?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pussies we have become!


Historians might someday place a picture of the North Korean long-range missile, the Taepodong 2, in a museum with a sign that reads, "Here is what ended America's Superpower status in early 2009 A.D". Appearing on a Sunday morning Foxnews show, SECDEF Gates said, "I would say we're not prepared to do anything about it". What? Excuse me? We're the United States of America....we've been doing what we want for the past 233+ years and 90% of it benefits the world through a chain of command around the world that says....watch what you do in your yard or the USA may place you on notice. If that sounds like a hubristic bully.....it's not, it is the reality of living in a world that is indeed savage. In that world, there is a need for a leader and we, my friend, are it. We are 'da Man. We have the best country, best military, best form of government (yeah, I know but still I will stand behind Obama rather than go somewhere else and take my chances!), the best schools (sorry Oxford, you're athletic department stinks), the best food, the best style, we invented Mickey D's, Long John Silvers, Burger King, Coldstone and 1000 other franchises that the world loves. We came up with the freecreditreport.com song for God's sake!!.....we are IT. Now, I am humble enough to say we should be #1 softly and carry the big stick.....but if you're not going to use the big stick, WHY CARRY IT AROUND? Has the Administration, the JCOS and the higher brass of the USA, USMC, USN and the USAF turned "girlie" on me? Screw that, if I were POTUS, I would say we will do what we have to do to protect the world from idiots with nasty sticks like nuclear weapons. North Korea and Iran should be put on blount notice.....we will not allow you to further development of a nuclear weapons program. Period. Just like telling a child that he/she cannot behave a certain way. First you enforce the rule, second you put them in an age-related timeout and the next time you spank their bottoms! We have danced with the NK Norks for far too many years. They screwed Bill Clinton and took the money and still continued their program. They promise the world this and that and still continue their program. We have time-outed them enough....it is time for the spank. I sincerely hope that Japan shoots down the missile....opps I mean the satellite.....and I applaud them for it. Israel will bomb the Iranian nuclear sites within the next 30 days...mark my words. But for us.....we need to look at what we have become and look at where we came from. Bab Marley once sang, "We know where we're going, we know where we're from".....sage advice for the #1 country on this place called Earth.



Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Not in MY Burger King and not on MY lunch-hour!!!



Whilst waiting in line for your fast food order, you need not be reminded of the rudeness that has crept into our society. Banshee children running into you, shrieking at the top of their little lungs. People yakking on their cell phones, giving you a first hand account of his finances and/or girlfriend's mother's issues. Or the person who orders some crazy combination of special requests that the $8.00/hour employee gives them that vacant, 1000 yard stare. So, it was no surprise today when one man was killed and another seriously wounded in a shootout inside a Miami Burger King. A man, wearing a ski mask, walked into the home of the Whopper and demanded money at gunpoint. A customer, who had patiently waited in line....probably trying to eek out a quick lunch on his lunch hour, was not about to be denied the #2 combo.....pulled out his LEGALLY concealed weapon and exchanged shots at close range. As it is with most thugs and crooks, he was a poor shot and the LEGAL gun owner a very good one. When the grilled smoke cleared, one dead robber was dead and the HERO was shot twice, but is currently in stable condition at a nearby hospital. Hip hip hooray, Hip hip hooray, Hip hip hooray for the Second Amendment. Oh, and hold the pickles.

Monday, March 23, 2009

More true-life stories of Alex G. - Cat sodomy



There are dog people and cat people. I love dogs. We always had one back in Illinois. I love cats too. I grew up with a 28 lb behemoth named Hercules who was raised by a raccoon after his mother died and preferred mac and cheese and cherry tomatoes. He lived until he was a ripe 14 years old. But as I moved out into the world, I found it easier to deal with felines. (that's what she said, I know) Before I entered the Navy, I had a big orange tabby male, Satchmo, that went to live with my mother whilst I protected the free world. When Cris and I began living together in Seattle in 2000, we went to the shelter and got a brother/sister combo. They have been awesome cats and dealt with kids and everything great. Now, after his sister passed last year, we are left with Smokey. He is a very shy and lovable, grouchy 22 lb. grey tabby. At night, he settles down to the immediate corner of our California king bed. He takes up a lot of space, but it's better than two toddlers to those of you with kids! Now....when I sleep I have two major positions. I begin and spend most of my time on my right side as I once read that Buddha recommended it as it doesn't put a lot of pressure on your heart. When I switch to the left side, I do it rather quickly and "sweep" my right hand to hug the pillow. So....last Friday, sometime in the early hours of Saturday, I did my quick move to the right and as my right hand swept upward, trying to acquire the pillow...my middle finger slightly entered the sphincter of my very shocked and surprised cat. He bolted and I awoke immediately and by this time (we're talking Mission Impossible slow) my index and 4th finger are encountering a few crusties on the left and right side of the anal opening. I jump up and head to the bathroom carrying my hand in front of me life a surgeon heading into the OP room. Smokey has scurried off and thank God he doesn't have too much reasoning skills to think about what just occurred to him. i wash my hands three-four times and return to bed with a weird feeling that never allows me to gain peaceful sleep. I laid there and had the thoughts of a cat molester bouncing around my head. I finally fell asleep and my adventure began to become funny somewhere in my subconscious.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

A case for AIG keeping their bonuses.




I am saddened as anyone by the government "bailing out" everybody, both under the Bush and now the Obama administration. But, I also believe in democracy and contractual obligations. Who the hell does congress think they are, led by the walking skull aka Nancy Pelosi? Sen Dodd admitted today that the Obama administration pressured him to INCLUDE this bonus program for AIG because of pre-existing contractual obligations. And NOW they're screaming how upset they are? Please.....this is the first democratic scandal and will not be the last. When will their abuse of power stop? If they can move on taxing 90% of these guys' bonus, when will they move on YOUR income or bonuses? It's $150 million or so.....big deal. Let's look at the $3-4 Trillion that no one is talking about. It's called the shell game in magic and CHANGE in the Obama administration. Shame on the people who threatened these employees. It's no wonder that Treasury cannot fill 14 spots under the Secretary.....who would want to work there in this environment? When contracts can be nullified by the US government.....how far are we from Socialism......from Communism? Where does the power grab stop? If I were at AIG, I would sue the US for breach of contract. Shame on Pelosi and the others.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Back in time: My first french kiss


Let us go back to simpler times..the summer of 1978 when I first was introduced to the french kiss. Doing the math I was 13 at the time.....late even by the standards back then...now there are fathers who are that old. Anyway, as Jimmy Carter was president and the Yankees were heading toward another World Series, I was preparing for the best week of my then life......a week without parental control in Charleston, Illinois at the Eastern Illinois University jazz band camp. Yep, I was so excited. This was to be my 4th year in a row there and that gives one a bit of status at a geeky band camp. My mom and grandmother dropped me off after meeting my roommate and getting settled in. I was an above average trumpet player and was looking to be the lead trumpet of at least the 2nd band, if not the 1st band. There was an older trumpet player from Taylorville, Il there who was tall, had groovy long hair and immediately became my "running" pal. We chatted up girls and I used his smoothness with the ladies to hide my complete lack of maturity in that area. Mark made lead trumpet in the 1st jazz band and I made 2nd chair, also known as the solo chair. I was happy and immediately noticed a pretty girl playing 4th chair trombone in my band. She was gorgeous and thin and wore her Sergio Valenti jeans just right. Mark soon hooked up with the hottest chick at camp who was friends with the trombone player. One thing lead to another and we started hanging out, holding hands and spending all out time together. On the 3rd night there, we got dressed up in suits and escorted our dates to see EIU's theater team perform, "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown". I was in my blue three piece suit, tie and for some insane reason was wearing my orange Alice Chalmers farm baseball hat.....(all the guys wore them, all the time back then in the "country"). My date looked so hot in her dress and we held hands like pros during the 1st act. As the lights went to black after the act, she suddenly leaned in, grabbed my jaw and kissed my whole on the mouth and inserted her beautiful 13 year old tongue into mine! The feeling was 100% better than Coke or any other drug I have had the pleasure to have known. Never again would I experience such primal excitement and wonder lust. I had done it!, my internal thoughts screamed. Then the fear of what to do next came! How could I pull off the "lean in"? It was not a practiced move. I was in uncharted territory. Whilst walking back to the dorms after the play with her sweet taste still swirling in my mouth...Mark suggested we go back to the "TV ROOM". Now the TV room was in the basement of the dorm we stayed in was called the TV room only because there was a tv and it was on. But in reality, that was 1978 codewords for MAKE OUT ROOM. Now I just got my first french kiss and here I was going to make out room. It was like catching a practice pass at the school yard and then heading into the Superbowl! I was terrified! What was I supposed to do? Well I knew kinda what to do but I was afraid of failure. As soon as we got there, there were couples everywhere making out as some idiotic late show was on the tele. Mark and his date settled in and began smooching. My girl looked at me and........and........and......then I.....I.........I excused myself to go the bathroom. I had freaked out. LOSER my right brain sceamed! I went to my room in shame and went to bed leaving some pretty trombone player wondering what happened to me. The next day I lied and said I had an upset stomach.....within 24 hours she had moved on to a sax player with much more experience in the kissing game and I was out in the cold. Embarrassed, I shock it off and nailed the solos and trumpet parts that summer but never forgot that kind, pretty girl who introduced me to the art of the kiss. Thanks to whoever you were.....it was me, not you. Hopefully you tell the story too and hopefully I don't come out as some nerdy trumpet player with irritable bowl syndrome.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Why do COWARDS tread where real men should?


A 20 year police officer was shot dead in his patrol car by IRA terrorists making it three in two days. Over the weekend, two British soldiers on patrol were ambushed and slaughtered by these animals. WHY do terrorists like bullies act like COWARDS? Real men face each other and do not resort to pussy tactics to further their agenda. You're parents are shamed by your deeds and your efforts in Ireland will not stop the peace that had been there for a while. Bored, young punks with no ethics and no parenting are the #1 reason for this violence. Family values work! If unemployment continues to rise here in the USA, look for increased violence from the youth. If Mr. Obama continues his socialist agenda, look for a 2nd American revolution. Don't laugh at this, there are more unhappy citizens than you may personally know. Don't Tread on Me.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Mr. Obama: Idiot and if you voted for him, so are you!


Our #1 friend in the world, PM Brown from Great Britain, comes for an official state visit and you treat him like crap, fail to give him a formal state dinner, blow him off in press conferences and then.....after he gives you lavish gifts......You, Mr. Obama....give him a $500 DVD set of American movies! Are you freakin' kidding me? You, sir, are a amateur and a fraud. You have no class and your "team" has no F%$#ING clue what to do with North Korea, Iran, Russia, The financial mess or anything! You are a loser and you WILL NOT be re-elected to a 2nd term. You are a failure as the 1st black president and will be scorned by blacks in the future. Bill Clinton will still be a better black president than you ever were! UPDATE: Maybe it was Michelle Obama who caused the snub to Great Britain.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sir Ted Kennedy the Murderer...nice job Great Britain.


Great Britain will announce today that they will bestow the honorary title of "Sir" upon Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy. This is astonishing as he has hardly ever helped British-American relations, has repeatedly pushed for abortion rights, partial-birth abortion, embryonic stem cell research, the demise of traditional marriage and worse......he is another government coward. Let no one forget that 30 years ago he was involved in a fatal car accident on Chappaquiddick Island. After boozing up with pals, the married Kennedy gave his "girlfriend"a ride home when he lost control of his car and it plunged off a bridge. What did the athletic and raised-in-the-water Kennedy do? He swam to the surface and let his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, drown. Investigators afterward said that he clearly had time to help her out but failed to do so. Additionally, he did did not report the accident for eight hours! Trying to relieve the public relations nightmare surrounding the event, this wuss-job wore an orthopaedic neck brace to her funeral. He later pleaded GUILTY of leaving the scene of an accident/crime and was given a harsh two-month suspended jail sentence. This escapade ended any chance Teddy had about trying to run for president. So, hat's off to you Sir Ted. You have been nothing but a far left, liberal airbag that rode the coattails of your more talented older bothers, Jack and Robert. Shame on you, sir.

Monday, March 2, 2009

1972. The day my innocence was lost.



Summer of 1972. I was 7 years old and full of wonder at the world. Before Nintendo or Pokemon or DVR’s or more than 7 TV channels….there was only sports that would keep us in the house instead of playing stick or running around the neighborhood inventing games. That summer the Olympics were being hosted in Munich, West Germany. I was glued to the tube as we watched Mark Spitz set a now-broken record for 7 gold medals in the swimming events and the Russian basketball team literally steal the gold medal from the Americans in basketball. And then as my family and I tuned on to the morning’s greeting from the TV team, I remember my first taste of terrorism…..Jim McKay, usually so upbeat and excited looked sick and gloomy. His next few sentences changed my life forever. Terrorist had got into the athlete's compound and taken the Israeli team hostage. They had guns and hid their cowardly faces with scarves. Life would never be the same for the world as well as me. I remember crying at the loss of 11 athletes and the 18 hour standoff with the world. Palestine was now a word I would forever associate with as ruthless, cowards who would stoop to any level to seek revenge against Israel. As I grew older….I never forgot that morning. In 1985, I watched TWA flight 847 hijacked and a US Navy sailor murdered and pushed out on the tarmac. I later went and listened to the pilot talk about this hijack at a church with my mother. In 1989 I began working for TWA as a flight attendant and actually flew on that same Boeing 727 and saw the knife marks on the ceiling. It has now since been retired from service as has TWA. In 1993, I worked on the World Trade Center’s twin towers after the bombing by the same bunch of cowards. I helped restore the towers and spent the next 10 months working downtown on the almost all floors of those shinning symbols of US power. In 2001, I was living in Everett, WA after being honorably discharged from the US Navy where I was stationed aboard the destroyer USS FIFE (DD-991). I remember watching that beautiful, normal Sept. 11th morning as the second plane hit the towers. I still carry rage about it. My son, who is 7 will grow up in a world that probably will see it’s share of horror and cowardness. He will read stories about heros but never know the real feeling of "change" that can take a summer morning and turn it all black. I spit at the cowards who hide behind their women and send suicide bombers in where warriors should. I hate them and wish them Hell. There is NO talking to “them”. "They" won't sign peace treaties. "They" are cowards and by "them" I mean Iran, Syrian and the groups associated with the freedom of Palestine. You have made me an enemy that summer day in ’72 and I will never forgive or forget you. Given the chance, I would kill them as easy as they killed a seven year old’s summer of innocence.

Friday, February 27, 2009

When will the madness end?



Citi shares down 33% and another government bailout for them?!?!?!?! Are you kidding me? As a parent, it's like tapping the hand of a child who is playing with something they shouldn't and then GIVING IT BACK TO THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Except it's OUR MONEY. Well, Uncle Samuel will just print more and thus de-value the dollar until what we hold will be useless. The Tanned Hitler is WRONG! Credit got us into this mess and only by saving CASH and building up our own individual cash reserves will we get ourselves out. Credit is BAD and cash is GOOD. Save......don't buy a new car.....don't buy new clothes...save and whittle away at your debt until you are living DEBT FREE! If you need help or a guideline....check out DAVE RAMSEY!

Monday, February 23, 2009

White House Office of Urban What?


First Obama secured the finances of our country and now this benign sounding executive order signed on February 19th: ESTABLISHMENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE OFFICE OF URBAN AFFAIRS. This will allow the White House to use multiple agencies to control 80% of the US population in whatever national emergency “they” say necessitates it. It will coordinate all aspects of urban policy. It will also work with executive departments and agencies to ensure that appropriate consideration is given by such departments and agencies to the potential impact of their actions on urban areas and with executive departments and agencies, including the Office of Management and Budget, to ensure that Federal Government dollars targeted to urban areas are effectively spent on the highest-impact programs. Whatever that means it covers the following agencies:

Department of the Treasury, Justice, Commerce, Labor, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Transportation, Energy, Education and the Environmental Protection Agency.

In other words…..what? Why was it created and for what purpose was it designed? Remember, this president is turning us towards Socialism……so, what gives?

Friday, February 20, 2009

Is there tunafish & $$ in your sock drawer?


They say history repeats itself and humans never remember it. I advise all who are reading this to surf the web or go to the library and review the 1928 Great Depression. What caused it? What were the signs along the way? What did the government do to stop it? Look at the other nations at the time.....it just wasn't the US that suffered. As you do, compare what is happening NOW to what happened THEN. Protect yourself. Have some available cash at your home or apartment. Get some bottled water. Have some delicious tuna in cans or ensure you have enough food to last several weeks or more just in case the proverbial "poo-poo" hits the fan. Crazy? Sure, maybe I am. But what's the downside to listening to me? Now weigh that against the upside. Glenn Beck talks of a "Perfect Storm" where many elements occur at the same time that could really impact the USA and the world. Look at nature. Does the predator attack the strongest or the weakest in the herd? I know that if you are an enemy of the USA, this is when I would attack...when we are weak and dealing with many other problems. Wall Street, Iran/Israel, North Korea, Mexican illegals and border insecurity, it goes on and on. Is the sky falling? You tell me. If I'm wrong, the worst is you have cash to tip the pizza guy and tuna for your cat.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Is this the begining of a divided America?


Today North Dakota legislators voted to abolish abortion in defiance of federal abortion rules. New Hampshire is declaring that certain federal laws are not applicable in their state. Texas is facing the wave of illegals alone as the federal government abandons them by refusing to stop the flood of illegals pouring in. Is this the beginning of the end of the United States of America? Will history books 100 years from now talk about the uncertainty of leadership and the financial ruin of the once great USA? California is lost. I have lived there and you can't honestly go to a Home Depot in the morning without dodging 50-75 illegal Mexicans in the parking lot. It got so bad there they required Home Depot to provide porta-potties for them! And you ask why are businesses moving out of Cali in droves? Each month, 3000 families move out of California...why? Their tax laws on private and business monies. Michigan the same. New Jersey and New York the same. Certain states will stop and will hold the line...others will not. It's time for tough live for the USA. Commando parenting is what Dr. Phil calls it. No means no.....Prop 8 in Cali where twice the people have voted against same sex marriage while Gerry Brown, CALI AG, is suing for the right to go over the peoples heads. Bailouts. If you're child losses his Nintendo DS.....you don't buy him a new one.....you teach him a lesson and make him buy the next one or just don't replace it period. If you spend more than you take in as a person or family....who bails you out? If you own a small business and forecast wrong on pizzas for the year or buy the wrong type of tires for your tire store.....who bails you out? BAILOUTS ARE FOR WUSSIES. It's time to go back to basics. Fiscal and ethical responsibility. Family values, family values and family values work. Sons who grow up in fatherless families end up in gangs more than those with a father. Divorce affects the kids and causes huge problems downrange. Work it out. Don't give up the ship! Buy with cash. Be nice to strangers. Enjoy the little things in life. Forget the Jones's. Fix homemade meals. Lose your Blackberry. Become HUMAN again.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

The invasion is coming, make no mistake



Will you have that deer in the headlights look when streams of illegals from Mexico and other countries pour into our southern borders protected by the elements of the Mexican Army? It's not IF, it is WHEN folks. Find out what is going on in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California...there are rogue elements of the Mexican Army and specifically their Special OPS force probing the border and making expeditionary forays into our sovereign territory to aid the Mexican drug cartels. Don't trust me, look up the info for yourself. The state of Texas said last week they are preparing for it by themselves since the federal government has filed under BUSH and now OBAMA to do anything about the situation on the security of our borders. It is too late now....now is the time for preparing. When they pour over the border, lawlessness will literally destroy the cities of San Diego, parts of Los Angeles and El Paso. Most states will not be prepared to repel this invasion and it may take months to take back control of our borders. It's not racism it is the sovereignty of our country and way of life. We have been asleep at the wheel and as Obama's Rev. Wright once said, "it's time for the chickens to return to the roost". If this does not bring the US to it's knees, the combined financial collapse will. Prepare now, the worst is coming. The sky IS falling.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The New Palpatine's honeymoon is over!



Yes thanks to the the iNDefatigable mjenks for the title idea! So....you voted for change and you're not getting it and now you're mad. He has fumbled the POTUS job worse than Bush, and now even the MSM are jumping on him and his decisions. His pressers are arrogance in action. His nominees are almost all having issues with taxes. Iran has said it will move on with it's nuclear work despite Barky's talk of "let's talk to the Iranians". The Russians have taunted him. The North Koreans as well. He is a JUNIOR SENATOR with 2 years experience and yet 51% of voting idiots voted for him and his CHANGE and put him in charge of the #1 country on the planet. It's like plucking some community college coach and placing him in charge of the Bulls!! Wait...they tried that already. Well, you know what I mean. He's a disaster waiting to happen. The ONLY good thing is that 2010 senate seats will go GOP as well as the White House in 2012. I bet $1000 on it! So forget about writing the thank you cards 'cuz the pretty wedding is going south.

Friday, February 6, 2009

If you are a conservative.....this guy is doing a great job!


If you didn't vote for Mr. Obama.....then you should be very, very happy. With everyday and every speech and every decision, he is making it easier for conservatives to take back the senate and the Oval Office. Let's review.....on the campaign, NOT placing his hand over his heart during the national anthem. NM Gov. Bill Richardson(D) having to "withdraw" his name from SECCOM for problems back home. IL Gov. Rod Blagoevich(D) being removed from office for similar charges. Obama's Performance Czar, Nancy Killefer withdrawing her candidacy for "payroll tax" problems. Obama's pick and now SECTREAS, Tim Geithner confirmed despite belatedly paying $34,000 in income taxes. ND Sen. Tom Daschle(D) also having to withdraw his nomination to be SECHHS for "tax "problems. A Senate committee abruptly canceled a session to consider President Obama's nomination of Rep. Hilda Solis(D) to be SECLABOR after her husband paid about $6,400 to settle tax liens against his business -- including liens that had been outstanding for as long as 16 years. You'll notice that these people do not pay the paxes when they have to, only when they are about to be monimated to the administration that promised "change". Mr. Obama deciding to close GITMO and suspended trials of detainees and dropping charges against, Al Qaeda bomber Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, the mastermind of the 200o USS COLE bombing. His arrogant speech yesterday in front of fellow Dems only makes it better for conservatives. The ONLY worry is that our enemies will use this window of weakness and "change" to attack the United States again. Keep it up Barry, thanks for 2012 and beyond.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Why do illegal alien's kids get free stuff?


Obama signed legislation today expanding publicly funded health insurance for children. Because George W didn't seal the borders on 9-12-01 to secure the entire nation, we have more illegals in this country. Most are from Mexico and I am not happy about it. They sneak into our country, cram 12-16 into a single hotel room, work illegally and then procreate and suddenly their kids are our responsibility? Breeding should not equal citizenship if I were POTUS. Take your little treasures and return to Mexico. Do ya want to come and live here? Then file the proper documents and quit ruining our country's infrastructure. Our hospitals are besieged by Spanish speaking illegals asking for free health care. Go home! They are NOT doing jobs that normal Americans won't do....they are ILLEGAL! Stop hiring them to pick the lettuce. Stop cruising Home Depot parking lots looking for some cheap labor to dig your swimming pool or put in a new shower. These little brown children are a burden on the system and it has nothing to do with compassion but more to do with ethics. ILLEGAL. What else is there to say? Mr. Obama, it is clear you are a Socialist.....stop your destruction of America. It cannot go unchecked.

Is God smiting Chicago for Blagojevich & Obama?

Holy Name Cathederal in Chicago, Illinois......
Is this God's (or one of those stronger angels who do the dirty work) way of shaming the Great city of Chicago for birthing Hot Rod and the Chosen One? What next? No World Series for the Cubs? No decent QB for the Bears? Has God taken on more than He can handle in trying to smote the Windy City? Are their shoulders too big even for Him to shrug? Time will tell....meanwhile, stay-tuned to the Weekly World News at your newsstand for more info and pictures!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I support Phelps becasue it DOESN"T REALLY MATTER!





You know the story.......so does it really matter if he took a bong hit? I am sure his sponsors will drop out and the will vilify him as the Devil. We will hear the terms image, sports role-model and gateway drug. Crap. So what, he took a bong hit....I've taken a few in my day and I am not robbing Best Buys for heroin now. In fact, I have never been in jail, arrested or been a burden on society for my drug use. I liked it and didn't go down the Darth Vader path to all the drugs with alphabet sounding names that the kids use nowadays. In fact, never got on coke because of it. So this physical specimen who can swim like a fish got stoned. Good for him. There's a lot of hard work involved in preparing for that type of life and rewards. And it's not like pot was a performance-enhancing drug. It doesn't make you swim faster...(not for me), run faster (although the pain of running does not seem so bad) or make you have better endurance in any sport (but it did make mountain biking and roller-blading more fun..it seemed). So Mr. Phelps....I am sorry that you are about to be crucified for this photo.....it will be a character-builder and hopefully you will endure as you have on the world's stage of sport. Oh....and remember it's "puff-puff give".

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Hey Liberals....if not GITMO, then where????


So you smart liberals (Socialists) got Obama in and now your Dear Leader wants to close the Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp because it "offends" the world. Without raising my blood pressure and going into that debate.....suffice it to say, where should we detain these poor, misunderstood souls? Please submit your suggestion. I have previously said that sending them to the Fed Supermax in Denver is too cold and abusive...and those in Illinois will probably not want them in the State Supermax there. So......where do we "install" the Islam-O-Fascists? Please post your suggestions and why.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I hope he fails too.....



Rush Limbaugh is in hot water for saying he hoped Mr. Obama fails. Although I do not usually listen to Mr. Limbaugh's show, I must agree. If you really look at Obama's election rhetoric you will see a leftist, socialist leaning politician who plans on strengthening gay rights, easing abortion rules and increasing government impact upon private citizens. In addition, he feels as if we need to gain the world's approval and respect after 8 years of the Cowboy. I am not gay, but I have gay friends. I have no problem with some benefits for longtime partners, but do not favor gay marriage. I oppose abortion on moral and religious grounds. and feel it necessary only in rare cases. Is it fair to allow a 14 year old to get an abortion without parents permission whilst requiring the parents to approve her getting earrings! I like my government far away and not involved in my day-to-day affairs. I do not favor bailing out businesses that screwed up forecasting during tough times. I do not like welfare for unlimited periods of time.... help them on their feet and let them go. I favor letting the market decide in many instances. I do not give one damn what South America, Mexico. Canada, Asia , the EU or United Nations thinks of the USA. The world has enough problems without trying to figure ours out. (Plus we have been "over there" a few times in the last 1oo years to help them sort out problems that spiraled out of hand.) So I must agree that Obama should fail, for if he succeeds.....we are all in trouble and our country will be a shell of what it used to be. As far the Cowboy....I bet he's happy to be in Crawford,TX enjoying life with his boots on.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Club GITMO is closing? Hurry, book your trip now!!!


Isn't it going to be a form of torture to make the next generation of terrorists have to go to the federal Supermax ADX Florence near Denver, Colorado or even some of the state Supermax's like Pelican bay in Cali and Tamms in Alexander county, Illinois? I mean we capture them in Iraq or Afghanistan, which are temperate and tropical zones and then we displace them to Denver or Illinois? That is torture my friends. Water boarding is ok in my book as they are using lovely Cuban tap water which is warmer than the tap water in Colorado or the Prairie state. Now they're closing Club GITMO? I am sure the Taliban and al Queda troublemakers are not impressed with the "change" Obama promised.